Something’s Very Strange About Harry’s “Older Woman/Virginity” Story Now That We Know Who She is…

I am convinced that Prince Harry is a serial liar and exaggerator. I think he really hams things up for dramatic effect, and the actual truth is lost somewhere in the middle – and that can’t be good news for his family back in jolly old England, who are getting pummeled by this guy left and right. And the reason why I think Harry’s a total fibber and truth-stretcher is because of this stilly story in his book about him as a 16-year-old boy losing his virginity to a mysterious “older woman” whom he would not name.

Now, when you think of “older woman,” what do you conjure up? Like a “woman/woman,” right? Maybe somebody in their late 2os to early 30s, right? Likely somebody in a different generation…That’s what everyone thought, for crying out loud, people thought he slept with Elizabeth Hurley.

But now we now who it was – she’s come forward, and guess how “old” she is…

She was three bloody years old than Prince Harry… what the heck?

That’s what he’s calling an “older” woman.

This guy is an idiot. 

Daily Mail reported that it was a passionate, tipsy – and very probably ill-advised – encounter between two friends who snuck out of a pub for a crafty Marlboro Light and ended up clambering over a fence to make love in a field, shielded from sight by a dense summer hedgerow.

This is how Prince Harry lost his virginity in July 2001 – an escapade the world would have remained ignorant about had he not revealed some of the intimate details in his explosive memoir, Spare.

The story became one of the most talked-about passages in the bestseller, triggering a global guessing game as to who the unnamed ‘older woman’ who treated him ‘not unlike a young stallion’ might be.

Now, that woman has come forward to share her version of what the Duke of Sussex, 38, memorably called an ‘inglorious episode’. She is Sasha Walpole, 40, who had known the Prince since her days as a groom at the future King Charles’ Gloucestershire estate, Highgrove.

At just over two years the Prince’s senior, she is much younger than most of the women whose names were suggested in the frenzy of speculation about her identity.

Today Sasha reveals it was Harry who made the first move, leading to their ‘spontaneous and sparky’ sex in a field behind The Vine Tree pub in the Wiltshire village of Norton. And, in a touch of farce, that his bodyguard was out hunting for him in a borrowed Ford Fiesta at the time.

Sasha, now a mother of two who drives diggers for a living, had invited Harry, then a 16-year-old Eton schoolboy – not 17 as suggested in Spare – to the pub to celebrate her 19th birthday.

The pair were such close friends that Harry had brought her a stuffed Miss Piggy and a comedy birthday card with a joke about a flatulent whale on the front. He added to that with a tray of ten shots – five each – which saw the pair very drunk by closing time.

As last orders were called, the young prince asked her: ‘Should we go for a smoke?’ and they crept into an adjacent field to have a cigarette out of sight of his security detail.

‘He started to kiss me,’ she remembers. ‘It was passionate, intense. We both knew. It went from a kiss on to the floor pretty quickly.

If you go to the Daily Mail piece (here) you can see pictures of this woman now and when they were kids. They all look the same damn age.

I get it, when you’re 16, maybe a 19-year-old seems “old.” I guess. But Harry wrote the book as a grown man, you’d think he could differentiate nowadays between a three-year gap, and what an OLDER woman is.

Something is really off with this guy.